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Things I Say While I'm Driving Me:
What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me:
NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me:
Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me:
I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me:
Shit is that a cop? No.
Me:
Shit THAT is a cop.
Me:
/dinosaur screams/

(Source: stunningpicture)

(Source: bleed-well-poison-girl)

dethroneking:

OutKast - Roses

dethroneking:

OutKast - Roses

damn-you-steven-moffat:

if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

(Source: bastardalayne)

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker)

beach day with the bestie

sorry but

as a female you can’t expect to receive ‘love and affection’ from someone who likes dick, that’s why you two don’t do shit/will never do shit

that’d be disgusting anyways ahahahah

but yea he’s probz gonna dump you so you should’ve learned your fucking lesson by now you retard.

someone who talks gay and loves one of the shittiest female pop singers around isn’t going to ever emotionally like a girl, maybe a man, but not a woman.

he grew up around one of the sluttiest girls in the tri-state area and a psycho mom, how can you expect him to like pussy?? xD

you should deffs help him come out of the closet though, so i can laugh and say ‘i told you so’ to everyone lawl

kid’s a flaming faggot and you’re the only one who doesn’t see it

hahahaha

don’t forget the tags! v

guy:

bagmilk:

7 year olds are fucking assholes

i can’t believe so many kids are starting anal at such a young age

(Source: heteroh)

Most of the pain you’re dealing with are really just thoughts… ever think of that?
—Buddhist Bootcamp ( (via mypocketfullofwishes)

(Source: umq)

Your body is a map I know every inch of
and if anyone else
were to kiss me, all they would taste
is your name.
—Clementine von Radics (via hellanne)